paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

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justamus:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

This delights me in my literary soul.

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• 1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
• 2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
• 3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
• 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
• 5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
• 6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
• 7: Do you want to be single?
• 8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
• 9: How late did you stay up last night?
• 10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
• 11: Last three things you had to drink?
• 12: Have you pretended to like someone?
• 13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
• 14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
• 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
• 16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
• 17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
• 18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
• 19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
• 20: What would you name your future daughter?
• 21: Do you miss anyone?
• 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
• 23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
• 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
• 25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
• 26: Who did you last see in person?
• 27: Are you listening to music right now?
• 28: What is something you currently want right now?
• 29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
• 30: How is your heart lately?
• 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
• 32: Are you wearing socks?
• 33: What do people call you?
• 34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
• 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
• 36: Who did you last share a bed with?
• 37: Did you do something bad today?
• 38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
• 39: Do you get stressed out easily?
• 40: Will you sing today?
• 41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
• 42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
• 43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
• 44: What are you listening to right now?
• 45: What is wrong with you right now?
• 46: What is on your wrists right now?
• 47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
• 48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
• 49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
• 50: Are you a good artist?
• 51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
• 52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
• 53: Ever been on a golf cart?
• 54: Do you have trust issues?
• 55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
• 56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
• 57: Do you use chap stick?
• 58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
• 59: Do you have a little sister?
• 60: Have you ever been to New York?
• 61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
• 62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
• 63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
• 64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
• 65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
• 66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
• 67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
• 68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
• 69: Will next Friday be a good one?
• Kekeke.

secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

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